a pale pink orchid, with black tentacles for stamen

'sup

hey, how ya doing? i'm chris, i write fic (intermittently and slowly, with no rhyme or reason) and binge various forms of media, anything from manga and anime to movies, shows, video games and booksi do not control the hyperfixation

About

my name is chris, and i am:

a pale pink orchid, with black tentacles for stamen
  • white

  • queer

  • transmasc (he/him/his)

  • inclusionist (fucking superb you funky little aces/aros)

  • anti-racist

  • adhd- like, clinically

  • pretty goddamn shy

  • easily excited

  • incredibly foul-mouthed, like holy fuck dude

  • terminally horny and stupid kinky

  • a fandom old

  • like, 30 or some shit

antis can get fuckedin this house we respect fiction's role in safely exploring difficult topics
and providing catharsis in a myriad of ways that vary from person to person
also weird gross porn for the sake of weird gross porn

brainrot du jour:

jujutsu kaisen

and the OTP isssss... Getou Suguru/Itadori Yuuji!no, i don't know why either, but they have fully infested my brain.


Fandoms & ships

i'm a multishipper at heart, and my ultimate shipping philosophy is "i'm willing to be convinced"
no fixed ships here, we switch all day every day
that said, below are some of the real special ships that are
near and dear to my heart forever, my OTPs, OT3s and more.
in no particular order of preference or top/bottom dynamic:

fandomsships
jujutsu kaisengetou/itadori, gojou/itadori, saikyou sando, sukuna/megumi
final fantasy xivg'raha/WoL, tataru/estinien/krile, y'shtola/runar, estinien/vrtra
final fantasy viiany and all variations of zack/cloud/aeris/seph, vincent/tifa
attack on titanlevi/eren, levi/hange
jojo's bizarre adventurejosuke/rohan, jotaro/kakyoin, abbacchio/giorno, bruno/giorno, passione/giorno
castlevania (netflix)alucard/sypha/trevor
my hero academiatodoroki/deku, bakugo/ochako
hunter x hunterkillua/gon
kingdom heartsaxel/roxas, sora/riku/kairi, sephiroth/riku

and probaby more that i've forgotten about. i'm an enormous slut for enemies-to-lovers, and my favorite ship dynamic is two or more stupid assholes in a get along shirt.

VLD broke my heart and I'm still very sad and angry about it. :(
keitor 4 lyfe

find me

i go by nerd bastard / nrdbstrd pretty much everywhere.
before that i was ticktocktober, and before that i was SuddenlyTentacles.
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